“Edgy” hipster marketing of beverages — I’m thinking “Liquid Death” here — is no longer fooling anyone. Repeak - which makes you wish for death when you taste it - is absolutely awful. As for their “we don’t use B.S. like the other guys” marketing - it’s B.S.
Created in Bellingham, Washington but manufactured in Sri Lanka!
“No B.S. ingredients - this is why it is so damn tasty and fresh.”
“Follow us or bionic bigfoot will hunt you down.”
“Join the revolution.”
There’s more than one reason a palette of this ended up at a local food bank.
I don’t think anybody should go to jail for non-violent crimes. The marketing geniuses responsible for Repeak’s ad copy, though? They have me not just re-thinking my position on prisons, but re-thinking my position on the death penalty.
—Alex
Pallet.