Michelle Obama's New Juice Boxes

“We’re here to help raise a healthier generation.” Plezi juice boxes contain “75% less sugar” than normal juice boxes. Even without Michelle Obama attaching her name to these products — for a hefty piece of the action, no doubt — Plezi definitely wins this month’s award for most cynical virtue signaling marketing campaign for junk food that nobody asked for and nobody needs.

No sugar added. Still contains five grams of sugar in a 6.75 ounce container.

I will spare you a 10,000 word essay about how the Obamas have enriched themselves over the past decade with a series of cynical, shameless business deals.

—Alex

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