Pizza Crime of the Century
A friend recently ate a pizza with oysters on it. Pineapple on pizza is a crime. Oysters? An abomination.
Some fruit is good on pizza - figs, maybe strawberries. And some types of shellfish are good on pizza, like clams. Oysters though? A hard pass.
—Alex
Thank you. I object to cheese on fish, too. Tuna melt? Gross.
What did your friend say after eating the pizza with oysters?