Seafood Boil Fail is My Fault
Feel bad for our teen because her mind has been poisoned by social media to the point that she wanted a seafood boil (my worst nightmare) for her birthday. After convincing her that spending $200 on a plastic bag filled with fish polluted with oily hot sauce would be sad (for me at least) we compromised and I made a “homestyle” version but it was just not the same thing. Life is not perfect and next year will be a better birthday.
—Alex