Belltown's Wino bears liquid, social delights
Back in 1996 before most people were using image editing software (or owned computers, for that matter) my hobby was scanning in newspaper articles and doing simple cut, copy and paste jobs on them to mock their pretensions.
This review of a Belltown wine bar called “Vino” by the late John Hinterberger practically wrote itself.
“This is lovely,” a woman friend said of an exquisite — if smallish — serving of Grilled Smoked Dick Breast …
You get the idea. My sense of humor has not evolved since I was 14. Mike Judge actually based the characters of Beavis and Butthead after me and my friend Ben, watching (and mocking) MTV at that age.
—Alex