Nirvana WOK

Seattle World Cup Events a Spectacular Success

Don't believe the haters - Seattle is NOT dying!

Jul 2 • Nirvana WOK

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June 2026

Good Night. Sleep Tight. Don't Let the Cimex lectularius Bite!

Building bedbug awareness

Jun 26 • Nirvana WOK

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May 2026

Sad Halibut, a Stump, Lime Bedbugs and a Ground Score

After a hiatus, the Nirvana WOK blog is BACK!

May 29 • Nirvana WOK

April 2026

Turn Easter into a Day of Feasting

Celebrate the start of Spring with a strata made out of fresh spinach, bacon, scallions, multiple cheeses and some cream.

Apr 4 • Nirvana WOK

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Lam's Seafood Opening Soon, Maybe

They first announced a March open. Now they say June.

Apr 3 • Nirvana WOK

March 2026

Lena's Chihuahua

Rest in peace my tiny, nervous friend

Mar 14 • Nirvana WOK

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Multinational Junk Food Promises "No Guilt"

Good Crisp chips are made in Malaysia and marketed from Denver as Australian

Mar 6 • Nirvana WOK

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February 2026

Largest Domain Name Sale Ever

70 million dollars for ai.com

Feb 10 • Nirvana WOK

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Them is Taters

Biguns!

Feb 10 • Nirvana WOK

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January 2026

Doomed Planet Hits the Streets

Three thousand copies of the annual Doomed Planet newspaper are hot off the press today.

Jan 29 • Nirvana WOK

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A Newspaper Makes the Perfect Disposable Placemat

Today, another sad desk lunch that was not that sad - shrimp in black bean sauce with rice noodles.

Jan 22 • Nirvana WOK

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The Whole World Has Gone Barn Sour

I blame smart phones

Jan 14 • Nirvana WOK

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