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Turkey Chili with Pinto Beans

We All Need Kindness and Compassion

Welcome to the Nirvana WOK Podcast

My Lectric eBike Died After 800 Miles

Blaming Billionaires for Stripped Screws

I Send Money to a Murderer Every Christmas

Merry Christmas from Vern Fonk

Our Customers Loved the Pot Roast

A Maniac's Insane Salad Dressing Recipes

Queso for Nachos

Shrimp in Black Bean Sauce

No Hint of Lime in the Hint of Lime Chips

We Got Them Backyard Mushrooms

Nobody Wants Curry Flavored Mackerel

Fond Random Pandemic Thoughts

Beware of Donated Pies

Rice Rolls and Instant Seattle Pho

Bay Shrimp and Buckwheat Noodles

Joe Biden's Good Deed

Bacon Wrapped Chicken Breasts with Garlic Chives

Chilled Sweet Potato Noodles

Emerald City Pantry is Looking for Food Bank Help

The Day a Folk Hero Made His Bones

A Holiday Tradition: Turkey Tetrazzini

The Living Museum of Letterpress Printing

I Burned Out on Website Design Almost Immediately

The Alley Behind the Speakeasy

Posters from the Old Days

TV Commercial for Homeless Newspaper

Vanished Fremont

Seattle Fireplace Dog Situation

Huber's is Portland's Oldest Restaurant

Holiday Recipe: Pan Roasted Sweet Potatoes

An Explosive Test of Substack's Video Feature

Remembering Rick Klu

Things Every Restaurant Owner Needs to Know

Chum Salmon Again

Food is Just a Condiment Vehicle

Wild West Onions

Say No To Worms

Mighty Bellevue

Quick Family Meal: Pizza Bread

Augmented Frozen Pizza

Big Changes Coming to Nirvana Wok in 2025

Recipe: Chimichurri Pesto

New Women's Shelter on Capitol Hill

Hosing Down the Homeless

I No Longer Covet the Taxidermied Crab

More Tuna Casserole, More Stabbings

The Fine Chaps at Chapo

The Freaks Are Back

White People Taco Night

DO NOT PANIC. ORGANIZE.

The Billionaires Won!

Vanilla or Chocolate Pudding? You Decide!

Like a Velvet Stew Cast in Iron

A Product I Like: Costco Artichoke Hearts

Sugar Me Up With Some Ketchup!

Michelle Obama's New Juice Boxes

Mmm. Ribs.

Work Lunch Wins the Day

A Tasty Snack from Trader Joe's

From Suburban Monoculture to Diverse Ecosystem

Thin Crust Pizza Triumph

Dystopic Deep Sea Creatures

Cowardly Cartoonist Camaraderie

Bananas or Coconuts? You Decide!

Geek vs Hoodlum

Pleasant View of the Back Yard

Sweet Potato Failure

Meet Eli Valley

Bulgogi Beef

Mediocre Mushroom Coffee

Be Thankful for Miracle Noodle

Here Comes the Rain

Mike's Noodle House

Brussels Sprouts Secrets

American Junk Food Classics: Cracker Jack

Recipe: Augmented Tom Yum Soup

Guy In the Alley

Bagel Time!

Nirvana Wok Chicken Wings

Seattle Boy On Big Ship!

Saigon Smelt

Mediocre Eggplant Stuffed Zucchini

How is BRĒZ Legal?

Down the Cracker Barrel Rabbit Hole

The Great Pumpkin

Do I Want to Round Up for Charity? Hell No!

Say Hello to a Very Rich Family

Pizza Bread

Cucumber Salad with Sichuan Pepper

Meet Stella

Danger! Sharp Knives!

Bimbo Rebanadas Toast with Sweet Cream

The Difference Between Shrimp and Prawns

Remember Delicious City?

Meet Bibi

Sort of Sad Tuna Casserole

Five Dollar Spring Roll

Open Faced Cubano Sandwiches

What I'm Reading Right Now

Onion Ring Tragedy and Fried Onion Triumph

New Fentanyl Park in Little Saigon

A Life-Saving Peanut-Free Peanut Flavored Drink

Fish Sticks and Potatoes

Delicious, Popular Mexican Peanut Mix

Feeding 150 People Every Night Isn't Easy

Sad Breakfast, Fabulous Lunch

Goodbye Plum Tree

Sugary Aloe, Bubbly Bacteria and Hop Water

Please Remove the Mushrooms from My Baba Ganoush

Turtles in Andrews Bay

Comfort Food for a Warm Indian Summer Day

A Life-Changing Device: My Electric Bike

Dover Sole Again

Spicy Pepper Salsa Failure

Twenty Pounds of Wild Rice

Out of Sight Out of Mind in Seattle

Mission Accomplished: Smoked Salmon Cucumber Salad

Exotic Fish at Uwajimaya

Tomato Stealing Season Ends Abruptly

Cajun Spiced Potato Chips

TikTok Bagel and Lox Cucumber Salad

Made Onion Rings for the First and Last Time

Belltown's Wino bears liquid, social delights

Figs!

Big Disappointment at Little Chinook's

My Glory Days as Uncle Ike's Writer in Residence

Intruder Alert! The Seattle Underground Comics Scene is BACK!

Some Pot Truisms that Are No Longer True, Man

Spot Pot Edibles Are Spot On!

Medical Marijuana Millionaire Tells All

Perfect Pot Brownie Recipe Revealed!

King Oyster Mushrooms

Fred's Civil Insurrection Superstore is Now Chop Mart

PCC Phases Out Some Clamshells

New Kamala Harris Ad Just Dropped

Charles Cross Joins Curt Cobain in Heaven

Evicted in Seattle

A Rusty Wok Never Sleeps

Saying Goodbye to a Seattle Restaurateur

Strikeout at the Food Bank

Turkey Chili for 150

Seafair 2024 Was Awesome

Virtue Signaling, Rubbery Chicken Nuggets

Elephant Garlic is Just Large Garlic

Rouladen Stew

Trying to Feed People Without Poisoning Them

The Plums Are Here

The Evils of Plastic, Continued

Laughable Häagen-Dazs Shrinkflation

Truth is Stranger than Fiction: Seattle Alt-Weekly Sold

New Bespoke Product for the Rich: Olipop Cream Soda

Squid Snacks

You're Never Too Old for Egg Foo Young

The Weed Samaritan Strikes Again

Pizza Crime of the Century

College Hunks, Starving Students and Small Men with Big Hearts

Another Dumb Energy Drink

Broiled Chicken Kabobs

Salmon Loaf Night, Again

Brie Sandwiches

Is "Van" Still Alive?

Goodbye to Seattle's Ark Lodge Cinemas

Bought Myself an Electric Bike

Wild Wabbits in Seattle

Captain Beefheart Would Have Loved These Beef Hearts

Costco Cauliflower Crust Pizza Wins the Day

A Stunning Stir Fry Surprise

Long Beach Island Establishment Ignores Realities of Global Warming

The Oysters are Back in Barnegat Bay

The Freedom to Fly Freak Flags

Print Media Decline Makes Me Lose My Appetite

Fly Me to the Moon Snails

Place Your Bets on Clams Casino

Garden State Plant Boat

Lobster Roll of Destiny

Surfer's Blueberry Walnut Strata

Giant, Delicious Arthropods

The Sham of Uncle Sam

A Jerky, Corny Co-Branding Disaster

The Duwamish River at Low Tide

Glossy City Magazine Clam Weiner

The Truth About Girl Scout Cookies

Sun Chips are Unpalatable

Recipe: Easy Tzatziki

Prison Salmon

The Curse of Plastic Will Long Be With Us

"Take on the Day" with an Amazon Burrito

Processed Food Review: Herdez Guacamole

Is the Pho Phantastic or Just Okay?

Food Bank at the Fortune Cookie Factory

Whip this Whipped Topping into the Trash

A Summer Favorite: Greek Salad

Luxury Living on Yesler Hill

Hostile (for Skateboarders) Architecure

Potato Flakes, Beef Stew and Lawyers

Worst. Trader Joe's Product. Ever.

A Small Food Donation for the Tiny House Village

Greasy Wieners from a German Billionaire

Salad Dressings from Private Equity and Jeff Bezos

A Billionaire View of Snow Covered Mountains

Saying Goodbye to Viet Wah, Again

A 42 Pound Block of Cheese

Beware of Chinese Wheat Straw Bowl Branding

A Pleasant Nap at the Wing Luke Museum

My First Olive Garden Experience

Sage Flavored Breakfast Sausage

Ginkgo a GoGo

Matzo Pizza Triumph!

Still Experimenting with Matzo Pizzas

Rex Sole

Chantry Rantry

Neo - We Were Not Nazis

Amanita muscaria Scary Yeah

Garlic Wonton Soup

Roasted Anaheim Chilis

Do Not Eat

Remembering Borracchini’s

Stinky Bug on Stinky Plant

Lake View Cemetery

The Seattle Restaurant

From the Archives: Dandelion Syrup

I Heart Cockles

Junk Food Marketing is Cynical Bunk

Moon Snail at Low Tide

Overdose Nirvana in Little Saigon

Pagliacci Pizza Joins Seattle Wage & Tip Theft Hall of Fame - Again

Trying to Describe a Horrible Smell with a Cartoon

Recipe: Mock Ceviche with Oregon Pink Shrimp

Rare's the Beef?

Calavera Negra

Volunteers of America

Camera of Destiny

Austin A. Bell R.I.P.

A Tender Beef and Pork Patty

Weekly Meal Planner for the Fam

In the Nirvana Wok Pantry

Recipe: Eggplant Stuffed Zucchini

WAR!

Recipe: Beefaroni for 150

O.G. Rabbits

Gold Shoes

Hands Across America

Sandwich Blessings

Crunchy Buffalo Cheetos are Bull

Attention to Detail

Recipe: Roux

Soup Kitchens Fed the 1919 Seattle General Strike

Crab Stacking in Seattle

Rabbit Lounge

New Boeing Mural: At Least the Artists Got Paid

Matzo Pizza Dilemma

Blue Pudding - It's Not Good

Broiled Broccoli

A Rare Treat - Fresh Asparagus

All Hail the Bay Leaf

The Buddha Was Not Always Fat

Defacing Homelessness

Nirvana Wok Menu Update

Fish and Chips and Mushy Peas

CHESTER THE HEALTH MOLESTER

New Park in Little Saigon

We Love Bob Evans (Not the Movie Producer)

Days of Wabbits and Woses

Flour Tortilla Pizza Crust Fail

Woody Guthrie and Leadbelly

Recipe: Cream of Asparagus Soup

Thanh Son Tofu

The Ridiculous War on Street Vendors

Mac and Cheese and Chicken Wings

Broiled Brussels Sprouts. BORING!

Campbell's Soup Hack: Scoop the Fat

I'm A Supplements Marketing Guy Now

Purple Hazel

America 2024

Too Spicy Takis Taste Terrible

Takis Teen Taste Test

Meat Floss for the Masses

Meet Social Media Supermarket Scold Wasim

Recipe: Chicken Casserole

Recipe: Cardamom Ice Cream

Totally Terrible Teriyaki Test

Filipino Spaghetti Week: Jollibee

Filipino Spaghetti Week: UFC

Filipino Spaghetti Week: Home Pride

Filipino Spaghetti Week: Pamana

Filipino Spaghetti Week starts NOW!

Walt Crowley Served the Greatest Number

Chow Line

Gas Huffing at the Drive-Through

Boeing's Dumpster Fire

Arsenic and Old Rice

Viet-Wah Says Goodbye to Seattle

This Chicken Sausage is Not Halal Food

Recipe: Moosewood Quiche

Lithium Batteries in McDonald's Happy Meal Toys

This is Hell.

Cheese in Ramen. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

WTF? Alphabet SpaghettiOs?

Recipe: Chinese Broccoli

Recipe: Kalbi Marinade for Ribs

Pfriem is the Best Brewery in America

A Haunch of Venison and a Barrel of Oysters!

Flavored Sunflower Seeds Are (Not) for the Birds

Invasive Green Crab Murder Drones

Noble Snails

DK Market Has Seattle's Best Produce

The Old Rainier Brewery Georgetown

Pho Bac is Now The Boat

Sand Dollar Eats Fly

Slime Mold on the Serviceberry Tree

From Plumber to Real Estate Baron

Potatoes and Pho Signs

Recipe: Broiled Chinese Chicken

Antisocial: Nirvana Wok is Barely on Social Media

Fabulous Friday Fish Fry

Fake Ribs Are Better Than No Ribs

Recipe: Salmon Loaf for 150

Recipe: All-American Tuna Casserole

Rosalyn Carter's Strawberry Cake

Restaurant Review: The Joys of Pasta Casalinga

Supermarket Mac and Cheese is Not Food

What's All the Fuss About This Corporate Pasta Sauce?

These Birds Made Me Look Like a Jive Turkey

Supermarket Smarts: What $40 Can Get You at Seattle's Mekong Market

On the Boards: Mickey Rat!

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Dry January a Triumph!

Recipe: Jo-Jo Potatoes

Let's Stop Packaging Our Food In Plastic

Before Uber Eats and DoorDash There Was ... 2Go Services!

Frozen Pizza: The Ultimate Unhealthy Processed Food

Chai Tea or Horrible Poison?

Oh the Horrible Mystery "Beef"

Let's Just Call It Penne with Meat Sauce

Recipe: Nightwatch Pasta Bolognese for 150

Broccolini in the Ooni

The Exact Opposite of Chez Panisse

Nightwatch Jojo Potatoes

Heluva Good!® Dip is Hella Bad

Plastic Bus Tubs for Food Storage

Bad Food for the Homeless - It's a Thing

Seafood Boil Fail is My Fault

Jambalaya Triumph

How About Taco Night?

Sno Kone Syrup - Yuk!

Junk Food Fail - Dot's Pretzels

Junk Food is Better Than No Food

Velveeta® is Not Cheese

Averting a Thanksgiving Turkey Disaster

A Cold Night for Hot Chicken

Bravo for Earth's Little Treasures

Making the Roux for Gumbo

Score! We Acquired Spices!

Drowning in a Whiskey River in 1890

Family Meal: Fried Won Tons

Rabbits Love Spicy Herbs

A Tragic Start to the New Year